Division III St. Thomas took the fake PAT to a new level this past weekend when it attempted one of the most ridiculous two-point conversions you'll ever see.

Poor Charleston College didn't see it coming—then again, who would?—when St. Thomas lined up to kick an extra point during its victory Saturday in which it scored 80 unanswered points to win going away, 80-3. Not settling for one, the Tommies unleashed something only the Harlem Globetrotters or Les Miles would truly appreciate for one of their three, yes three, two-point conversions on the day. 

Here's the endzone view of the absurd attempt.

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[h/t SI]