Last week, we called for Kobe Bryant to retire. This week, we’re calling for Rudy Gobert to do the same. You could just see that Gobert trying to guard Chris Paul during the Jazz/Clippers game tonight wasn’t going to end well, and…

OMG, IT DID NOT END WELL. AT ALL. WRITE UP THE RETIREMENT PAPERS NOW!!!!!!!

OK, so Gobert technically tripped:

But still! He has now been posterized and sent crashing to the floor in the span of a week. How much more can he realistically take?!

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