Von Miller's Seductive Pelvic Thrusts Got Him Fined

Miller's pelvic thrusts have got to stop.

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Look guys! It's the Von Miller pelvic thrust.

And here's another more recent one!

Lions didn't retaliate to Von Miller for this sack dance (the ravishing rick dude old wrestling dance) NFL fined him pic.twitter.com/jKYaRnv4ml

The softcore porn air humps happened during the Thursday night game against the Chiefs and the Broncos' last game against the Lions. The NFL doesn't get down with air humps, especially when you have the gall to put your back into it. As a result, Miller is $11,567 broker, according to Pro Football Talk.

It's like that famous Key & Peele skit, but, like, in real life involving real consequences. The stakes are higher, but Jordan Peele isn't impressed.

He didn't even do three pumps!! https://t.co/cWCMYvR977
Von Miller just got fined about what it cost us to make this sketch. http://t.co/5ExFexHw8q

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[via Pro Football Talk]

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