There are ways to honor a former player's legacy beyond retiring his jersey, it's just that nobody ever does them. Until tomorrow night that is, when the Suns will recognize a player that won two MVP awards in their uniforms by putting their smelly, disgusting feet in stockings sporting his image. At the same time Phoenix will induct that same player (Steve Nash, if you somehow didn't figure it out) into their Ring of Honor. The commemorative socks are the first of their kind, and the team will have a very limited quantity on sale tomorrow night at the team shop inside Talking Stick Resort Arena.
If you're not in the Phoenix-area (which you're probably not) just cross your fingers that some shortsighted fool eventually posts his used socks on eBay.
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