The folks over at the Huffington Post have given the people what they didn't even know they wanted—a cutout 'Michael Jordan Crying Face' mask.
The inventor of the meme has been debated in our comment sections, but by now everyone should know the origin. The day Mike gave his Hall of Fame speech should be a national holiday, because it gave the Internet such a dank meme. It is the cockroach of Internet content meaning it will likely survive us all. Everyone from Magic Johnson (see above) to that poor guy that jumped off a balcony during a Romanian Parliament vote (see below) has felt its wrath.
Download the life-size PDF and have a safe Halloween. Actually, screw Halloween, this is an all-purpose mask. Wear it to work, school, bodegas, etc.
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