In a moment that'd surely make his Dunk Champion dad proud, Larry Nance Jr. went up and over Festus Ezeli last night for what is likely the throwdown of the preseason. Said slam was so powerful that they actually just shut down the game in the third quarter and sent everybody home happy. No, wait, they actually did that because the floor was too slippery, with fans booing and angrily chanting "Refund!" as both teams left the court. Luckily nobody was injured, except perhaps Ezeli's pride.
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