Jon Jones is back, and to the surprise of no one who's paying attention, he's set his crosshairs on current light heavyweight champion Daniel Cormier. Bones is eager to reclaim that title and Cormier is eager to prove he's not just a placeholder. A sanctioned UFC match of this magnitude won't come in 2015. But what about an unsanctioned match in a gym? Jones is down.

And so is Cormier.

The rest of the exchange continues as if they're trying to shoot the fair one after school instead of fighting for a championship belt with serious money on the line.

Petty parting shots from Cormier. This whole thing probably won't happen—lest they invite the wrath of Dana White—but at least they're game.

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