Mascots are obnoxious by design. They hit you with bunny ears, they mess with you in front of your date to get a laugh, they generally don't know when enough is enough, and you just want them to leave you alone and let you watch whatever you paid to watch. You're a grown ass man, you don't need this shit.

But tonight during halftime of the Broncos-Cardinals game, Rocky, the dumb Nuggets mascot who once passed out, labeled a kid like a cartoonish version of James Harrison, before pulling off the big time taunt.

The horse from the Colts would be proud. As would the gopher from Minnesota. As would...that's probably it.

[via Vine]

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