If you're going to play dizzy bat at a tailgate -- which we absolutely do not recommend because, you know, cars -- at least have some friends nearby who are willing to intervene before something unfortunate like this ends up taking place.
Of course, those same friends are probably hoping that this is exactly what happens, so maybe just find another way to pass the time for the long hours before kickoff on Sundays.
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[via Barstool Sports]
