Sigh. Has it really come to this for Tiger Woods?

During a press conference on Tuesday, Tiger was asked about the idea of retiring. He responded by saying, "I don't have my AARP card yet," and by shooting down any retirement rumors. It seems the AARP didn't appreciate that comment, though, so after Tiger shot a 76 (+4) at The Open today, whoever runs the AARP's Twitter account shot back at Tiger with this:

Tiger should retire now. Right now. There's really no coming back from this.

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[via TMZ Sports]