Some Americans Don't Know Sh*t About Soccer or the World Cup

On Friday, the US Women's National Team wrapped up their whirlwind celebration tour across the country with a massive ticker tape parade through New York's famed Canyon of Heroes. 

The squad joins an illustrious list of honorees including the New York Yankees, the New York Giants, astronaut John Glenn and Amelia Earhart. The last woman to be honored was figure skater Carol Heiss after her Olympic win in 1960. So it's been a while.

As the team celebrated their third World Cup title, avenging their loss against Japan four years ago, we went to celebrate with the rest of the city and ask the good soccer loving people in attendance how they felt when Niykee Heaton scored a touchdown. 

Wait. What? 

Check out the video above.