When done right, the RKO—the finishing move of Randy Orton—is a beautiful sight. Unless, you are on the receiving end of one, which, in that case, fuck an RKO, amirite?
In one way, the above clip is fascinating to watch, as it shows what is technically a perfect execution of the move—the head grab, the distance on the jump—in slow motion. The obvious problem is, someone needs to tell this kid that he is not The Viper and the young woman he pulls off the dock is not Stacy Keibler. When you’re outside the ring, that’s called assault, G.
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[via Barstool Sports]