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A decade into retirement and Jeff Bagwell still has game. At least it appeared that way tonight when the 1994 NL MVP was caught on camera grabbing a handful of his girlfriend's left boob. Bagwell's grab was so captivating that it distracted from a simultaneous grab, that being hitter L.J. Hoes' firm grasp/adjustment of his cock protector (then again in the big leagues crotch adjustments happen all the time).
So you may be wondering how Bagwell's bold, unhibited move worked out? Apparently well. So, you know, try at your own risk*:
*Don't actually try at your own risk/blame us when it ends badly.
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