If someone turned down the opponents' speed slider in FIFA and mashed that turbo button into oblivion, scoring a goal would look something like this. Except, as crazy as it may seem, this is real life.
Thanks to some otherworldly speed, slick ball control and poor Barcelona defense, Chelsea's Eden Hazard was able to weave his way all over the pitch and hit the back of the net. Check the sliders. Or, just leave the match right now. This just isn't right.
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