The good news for Ohio State football fans is that their team has not one, not two, but three legit starting quarterbacks on its roster this season. The bad news is that Cardale Jones, the guy who is expected to start under center for the Buckeyes at the start of the season, is acting all kinds of reckless right now! And we're not even talking about those tweets he sent to Ronda Rousey.
Over the weekend, Jones decided to hold an impromptu audition for the WWE by executing two finishing moves on some poor kid at a swimming pool. First, he picked the kid up and pulled off Brock Lesnar's F5 finisher:
Then, he picked him up again and gave John Cena's Attitude Adjustment a try:
And he did it while jumping into water that was somewhere between four and six feet high, even though he's 6-foot-5. So that sound that you hear during the videos isn't laughing and yelling, it's millions of Ohio State fans holding their breath and hoping (praying!) that nothing goes wrong. Gasp.
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[via Eye on College Football]