Next month, Willie Cauley-Stein is going to have his name called at the 2015 NBA Draft. And when he does, we imagine Adam Silver is going to take the stage in New York City and say this:
"With the 7th pick in the 2015 NBA Draft, the [enter NBA team name here] select…Willie "Trill" Cauley-Stein."
That's right. "Trill." Thanks to the name-change order that he filed last week, the former Kentucky star who was born Willie Durmond Cauley Jr. will now go by the name Willie "Trill" Cauley-Stein. As in, "Trill" will be his real middle name. He says it's the "nickname his 'boys' call him."
Wow. It was one thing when Kenny Hill tried to make "Kenny Trill" happen. But this is taking "Trill" to a whole other level.
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[via Kentucky Sports]