Tim Duncan's offseason of, well, excitement (!!!!!) rolled on recently in Las Vegas. After being kicked out of the playoffs by the Clippers, Duncan went clubbing with his Spurs teammates (he's newly divorced, so the guy has to get out every now and then, right?), and has since been spotted at an indoor skydiving center in the Nevada desert:
Hi. This is a photo of Tim Duncan indoor skydiving recently in Vegas. Happy Friday! (via @treykerby + @reviewjournal) pic.twitter.com/rnyn2Ggk6i
— Tom Haberstroh (@tomhaberstroh) May 8, 2015That's a lot of man in what appears to be the Michelin Man's nighttime getaway costume. How does one learn about indoor skydiving though? Admittedly, I had no idea that this was a thing until Duncan put me on just now. Can't you imagine Duncan, fresh from that Game 7 loss/putting Aron Baynes to sleep, plugging-in his 2003 Lenovo Thinkpad and finding videos of indoor skydiving online? These were definitely his search keywords: "positive activity without any negatives."
This must be the crazy stuff that excites Timmy deep down, although he's not exactly showing it in the picture. Even when simulating jumping out of a plane, his demeanor is focused. Choosing indoor skydiving over outdoor skydiving is the most Tim Duncan move he could've made this offseason. Hopefully retirement isn't his next decision.
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[via Busted Coverage]
