The Rangers were one of the only good things happening at Madison Square Garden—and all good things must come to an end. Fans are spending their Friday night in sadness because the Lightning beat New York. The Rangers went from scoring seven goals last game to being shutout 2-0 in Game 7 of the Conference Finals.
But not all fans will spend their weekends in dour. Enter Will Rouse, who's like a white Riley Freeman in the flesh.
So he gets $4,500 seats to the Rangers' game, and a SportsNet reporter informs him that he could have sold them; those tickets were priced at $19,200. However, Rouse's swag is majestic. He's good and doesn't need the extra cash: "I coulda blown all that money on water. I don't really drink alcohol." Poland Springs is light for him.
That $4,500 ain't on credit either: “Four thousand, five hundred dollars. Hundreds only. Benjamin Franklin is killin’ the game.”
HUNNIDS!! Straight cash, fam.
So take solace in how at least one of your fans is currently flourishing, Henrik Lundqvist.
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[via Bleacher Report]