Add this incident to the ever-growing list of MLB fan fails. Baseball came back strong yesterday, and so did its drunken, angry fans. Out in Detroit, the Tigers got off to a 4-0 winning start behind some brilliant pitching from David Price. In a parking lot outside of the stadium, however, a handful of Tigers fans started the season with a few Ls, a 6-piece chicken wing supper, and perhaps a shinny new black eye or two.
There's no explanation as to who started the fight, why it was started, or how it ended, but the footage is gripping nonetheless. Right next to a freaking dumpster, grown men and women dressed in Tigers garb were dragging each other all over the pavement, fighting aimlessly on some The Purge type-of-shit.
This angle of the fight isn't great (TURN YOUR CAMERA PLEASE), but do stay for the commentary.
Sign that woman up for a play-by-play job, ASAP.
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[via Busted Coverage]