"He took a bite of my apple and now it's bleeding apple sauce."—V. Stiviano quoting herself.
A day ago, it was reported that an L.A. judge ordered Donald Sterling's mistress V. Stiviano to pay $2.6 million to Shelly Sterling. She had taken Stiviano to court over the millions in gifts her husband gave to his mistress, and won out. Via Black Sports Online, we now know exactly what items Stiviano received while seducing 80-year-old Donald. In addition to a $1.8 million home, $1.2 million in cash, and a $299 blender, Stiviano came up on a $391 Easter Bunny costume and multiple whips.
A photo posted by BSO (@blacksportsonline) on Apr 16, 2015 at 7:32am PDTTKTK
The $1 donation was a nice touch. Last week, Stiviano posted a photo of an Easter Bunny costume, potentially making this Instagram the most expensive Easter-related Instagram ever:
A photo posted by V Stiviano (@vstiviano) on Apr 5, 2015 at 8:03pm PDT
Worth it, Donald? 274 likes isn't a bad haul!
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