V. Stiviano's lusting for some public attention in her latest Instagram. It was assumed that Stiviano, the woman/BFF/assistant/personal escort who recorded a racist rant from former Clippers owner Donald Sterling last year, had taken her 15 minutes in the spotlight (or whatever light she was able to get through her protective visor), and moved on. It's been 11 months since the tape first leaked. What she "moved on" to didn't matter, and still doesn't—but once again, she's roping Donald Sterling into her public life for some likes, and from the looks of her Instagram, a book deal of some sorts.
In her latest post, as seen above, she's posing with Donald, wearing a costume that suggests she didn't show up to the party alongside a tuxedo-clad Sterling. The photo's secondary here, though—the Instagram caption is incredible:
" I will forever be your ANGEL " Don't let the evil witch of the west Rochelle (Shelly) Sterling suck the living life out of you. I'm here for you. I've always been here. I'm not going anywhere. I'm turning thee other cheek while unveiling the truth. Mask the pain with LOVE and compassion for thy enemy. When things get hard wear the visor and let your tears of joy flow. There's nothing you can't handle. Don't give up on life now. You know the truth and that's all that matters. This too shall pass. I LOVE you. I've learn from some of the best people in the world. Lucky and very bless and so it is. #LATimes #LosAngelesTimes #News #NYTimes #NewYorkTimes #TheNewYorkBestSellers #1 #Author #Writer #NewsWeek #WashingtonPost #ChicagoTribune #Crown #Publishers #Publishing #RandomHouse #TheNewyorker #WallStreetJournal #Change #Politics #DonaldTSterling #LOVES #VStiviano LOVE is my only motivation. Follow
Yup, that's just every big newspaper in the country being casually hashtagged alongside the biggest book publishers in the business. What could she be possibly after? A book deal? Ding, ding ding. How to Love a Racist could be a best-seller!
In any potential V. Stiviano tell-all, we'd get her uncut, unfiltered views on Sterling and how she sees the world. Gripping stuff, no? On her Instagram page, Stiviano took to the comments section to give us a sneak peek at what she has to offer.
She claims that she never leaked the tape that sunk the Sterlings and that it was recorded with her permission:
She also gives us a few hot takes. On racism, Stiviano writes:
She addresses the idea of her sucking Sterling's, er, you know:
And she says that she's not a narcissist:
She's still going back-and-forth with IG commenters as I write this. Bring the heat, though!
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