Here we find Michael Jordan in his natural habitat, his gut slightly protruding from his white tank top, hooping it up with Tom Brady and Keegan Bradley. Oh, and of course, calling for an and-one on a fadeaway jumper and proceeding to talk shit.

Except that, in his old age, MJ's smack talking ability has declined almost as much as his athleticism. Where he was once calling himself Black Jesus, he's now asking his courtmates if they "still have YouTube" and if so, they need to "check out Michael Jordan for real."

Yes, Michael, those damn kids still have their YouTube, and they've probably seen a highlight or two of yours. And stop calling fouls during pick-up games, the dude barely touched you. Just stick your tongue out and be on your way.

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