Jameis Winston or Marcus Mariota?
It's a question that the Buccaneers are going to have to answer in a few months before picking one of the two players first overall in the 2015 NFL Draft. And they're going to consider everything before they do. For example, they're going to watch both quarterbacks throw, either during the NFL Combine this week or during their individual workouts. They're going to talk to the coaches who have helped mold both players. And they're even going to dig deep into both players' closets to see what kinds of skeletons they can find. Then, after all that's done, they're going to select one of them with the No. 1 pick.
We've got a suggestion for the Bucs, though. Forget all of the steps that we just listed above and, instead, go with Winston! Sure, he's got some character issues. Sure, he seems like he may have let loose and fallen out of shape after the Rose Bowl in early January. And sure, there's a chance that he's going to be a huge headache for Tampa Bay for years to come. But have you seen his Tinder game?! It's serious and unlike anything we've ever seen before:
Okay, okay. So maybe he's not on Tinder. Maybe he's obsessively scrolling through scouting reports and doing whatever he can to get a leg up on Mariota. But judging by the look on his face at the end of that Vine, something tells us he wasn't looking at a beautiful example of good pass protection on his phone, er, phones last night. Just a guess.
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[via Barstool Sports]