Accolades: Holds world record for longest-ever throw

Scottish sports can be a little weird. Haggis hurling is exactly what it sounds like: you take a block of haggis (a Scottish pudding comprised of sheep’s heart, liver, and lungs, some spices, all encased in the aforementioned sheep’s stomach. Delicious!), stand on top of a whiskey barrel, and fling it as far as you can. Nobody has ever chucked this treat better than Lorne Coltart, who in 2011 smashed the world record by flinging his haggis 217 feet, nearly 40 feet more than the previous record.