So has Marshawn Lynch trademarked the words "I'm just here so I don't/won't get fined" yet? If not, why? Because at this point, everyoneTiger Woods included!—is using them. So he better get on that ASAP before somebody else does.

Oh, and well played, Tiger. You stunk today. But fortunately, this is all anyone is going to want to talk about. Thumbs up.

[via SB Nation]

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