The Atlanta Hawks will feature a "Swipe Right Night" Tinder-themed promotion on Wednesday evening when the team hosts the Memphis Grizzlies in Philips Arena.
Reminder: The Hawks are having "Swipe Right Night" sponsored by Tinder on Wednesday with the Grizzlies in town. This is a real thing.— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) January 5, 2015
We don't know much about what the promotion will offer, but that doesn't matter. According to the Hawks website, we're going to be able to "find [our] match with the Atlanta Hawks and Tinder", so we're just going to take their word for it and buy a ticket. You should, too.
If you'd like some speculation as to what the night will entail, we can do that as well. Here are our guesses:
- A venue-exclusive Tinder network limiting your matches to those within the confines of the Philips Arena WiFi.
- An opportunity to win a date with Al Horford, Mike Budenholzer, or Harry the Hawk.
- A split-screen live-feed showing all the Tinder activity taking place throughout the evening, alongside crowd shots of the people who have to suffer the embarrassment of watching someone swipe left on them on a JumboTron.
Where do we sign up?
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