In the wake of Seattle's NFC Championship Game victory against the Green Bay Packers—a game in which Seattle running back Marshawn Lynch scored the go-ahead, fourth quarter touchdown for the Seahawks—a local dispensary is now selling an updated version of their original "Beastmode" strain.
The name is Beastmode 2.0, and it contains 5 percent more THC than its predecessor. According to Nate "Diggity" Johnson, the owner of the Seattle dispensary, the strain is a "super pain reliever. And hits you just like Marshawn—hard and fast."
This has been your daily reminder that Marshawn Lynch is the most entertaining player in the NFL. You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.
[via TMZ Sports]
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