After all of Marshawn Lynch's repetitive responses and one-word replies throughout the year, the mystery towards getting him to expand on his comments with the media has been solved. You need to give him an unlimited supply of Skittles. Duh! Today, the candy company released their exclusive press conference with the Seattle Seahawks running back to "discuss the most pressing issues in football."
For example, Lynch would prefer to stay on Earth, instead of any other planet, after he retires because he "kinda likes it here." When asked what it's like to be in Beast Mode, Marshawn dropped some knowledge, saying, "You don't feel Beast Mode *burps* it feels you."
Doesn't Lynch seem "awesomer" in your eyes now?
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