Last night's games were like:?Watching an NBA-themed episode of Empire.
- Thaddeus Young after Rajon Rondo incepted his brain with a fake behind-the-back-pass.
- Every single Wizards player after Russell Westbrook appeared out of thin air and hit a game-winning layup.
- Kobe Bryant, whose mind was probably already gone, but took things to a whole new level when he hurt his shoulder, but still thought he could lead a fourth-quarter comeback with only his left arm.
- Kyle Korver, who threw down his first dunk since the 2012-13 season.
- Kendrick Perkins. Always Kendrick Perkins.
- The entire Philadelphia frontcourt who forgot they are?technically?professional basketball players.
- Jason Smith?yes, that's a real person employed by the New York Knickerbockers?who thought it was impressive to block a member of that same 76ers squad.
- Will Ferrell hit a cheerleader in the face with a basketball and got ejected from the Pelicans-Lakers game?this one at least was scripted.
- The baby-faced, seemingly gentle-natured Steph Curry almost got in an altercation with Trevor Ariza.