Umbro USA: the proud producer of Liga Deportiva Universitaria de Quito's 2014-2015 away kits which, in turn, are the proud sponsor of drunk drivers everywhere. 

Wait, what? 

Let's think: What usually happens when you combine Budweiser with Chevrolet

Give a round of applause for the sales team responsible for assembling that indelible pairing.

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