Result: 33-28, Colts
"WTF?" moment of the game: Andre Johnson's last-minute fumble
You would've been better off: Fighting Fox News' campaign to incite xenophobic fear about the Ebola virus.
Let's start with a game that actually wasn't a complete dumpster fire. The Colts and the Texans have both been fairly competitive this season, and managed to play each other close during their TNF divisional showdown back in October. Unfortunately for the Texans, the bad luck that has come to define their year (see: Jadeveon Clowney's season-ending injury, Ryan Mallet's season-ending injury, Ryan Fitzpatrick's season-endi—you get the point) reared its ugly head in the closing minutes after Andre Johnson fumbled the ball away while the Texans were driving down the field; from there, Andrew Luck bled the clock, securing the victory for the AFC South-leading Colts.