Cardinals defensive end Darnell Dockett has jury duty today:

But he doesn't want to be there:

So over the course of the last few hours, Dockett—who made headlines for something else that he did on social media yesterday—has sent out of a series of tweets in an effort to try and get kicked out of jury duty. So far, it doesn't look like it's worked. But it has been super entertaining. Just check out some of the tweets that he has sent out:

Stay tuned to see if he gets the boot. At this point, we're guessing that he will. But we're also kind of hoping he doesn't so we can continue to follow his timeline.

[via @ddockett]