The 50 Most Unathletic People on the Internet

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This is some bullshit that coaches shouldn't encourage. I can say with certainty, however, that a more athletic girl would've skyed for the lay-up.

Kevin James looked kickass in his last movie, but this was weak.

Not really Kevin James but, well, you know.

It took ~50 views to realize the level of pain this must've caused. My crotch area is now uncomfortable. The pole didn't get caught on her cardigan, and it looked like it poked her butt, but if you focus, it's clear that her crotch landed square on the pole. DOES YOUR GOOCH HURT NOW?

Five years later, this same kid would realize that his dream of playing shortshop for the Yankees is a total farce.

This looked like it sucked really hard, but the kid actually had a smooth rail ride on the way down into some dope ass powder.

At least Weezy was wearing wrist guards!

I'm going to need an ESPN Sports Science explanation on this one.

Yo but why does she grab her nose and head like she's about to pull off an ill cannonball?

If that's a real golf course—as in, a place where people can go to play golf–then that's not an acceptable patch of grass to have members play on. But then again, these dumb fucks could be hitting golf balls into the woods. In that case, this is nature's way of getting revenge for human pollutants.

That's UFC fighter Jon Jones. He's the best UFC fighter in the world. He can take anything from you. But based on this scouting evidence, it's clear that if you simply leave your valuables at the base of the rim, Jon Jones will not be able to pillage you.

Mariah did this in Godzilla-sized heals and a fake Bronx attitude. Kiss the ring, Carly Rae

IS THIS A MAN OR A PENGUIN?

Don't be one of those, “Aight, but I'd still smash tho” types.

Not even close. His patented golf hitch is also in his baseball swing.

For a millennial sports fan, this is yet another reason why baseball sucks.

Jay Z throws like John McCain.

If the Internet could photoshop a shark coming out of the ocean to eat that puppy, that'd be great.

Dumbass human.

Also, a denim skirt over leggings defeats the purpose of twerking.

At least he followed-thru with his pitch.

I'd still want all of them on my celebrity softball team.

The foreshadowing in this GIF is impressive.

Eye on the ball, Will.

Gravity - 1, Boyish Shoulder Muscles - 0

Running in the sand is a legit workout. For this woman, it was literally her downfall.

If ever a group needed a drink it's Mets fans.

Pretty much what we figured.

Die trying.

Fitting that a Morehead undergrad would blow it.

...drilling his face on the concrete, or the fall?

And ended with him giving new meaning to "Pole Vault."

Anybody out there see this live?

When it comes to great moments in gymnastics history: This > Kerri Strug.

It only gets tougher, bro.

There's an awful lot of people in this GIF for one not to just ask "Wait, are we sure about this?"

Pretty sure she's gonna miss out on that WNBA contract.

From what we can tell, that's the only way he was gonna stop.

It's that fucking bad.

Which hammer is more embarrassing?

A new approach to snow angels.

But not smart enough to see that wasn't going to work.

Yeah, you're not young anymore.

Initially we wanted that kid to get out of the way, but his reaction actually makes it better.

Guess it's better than being too early...? Maybe?

More Pete Rose Jr. than Pete Rose.

Making the public feel safe.

We're getting a Final Destination  vibe here.

Nobody starts out Bode Miller.

Dad sends her for a night out, gets bill for $5000 bucks.