Date: 9/5/2012
Game: Cowboys @ Giants

Although Sad Fist-Shake Man didn't get much love from Jerry, the actual loved ones of Jerry Jones are mere servants to his patriarchal reign over the Cowboys. The cleaning boy is Shy Anderson, Cowboys Executive VP, son-in-law of Jerry Jones, and potential Bowflex model. Papa Jones always gets what he wants. (Except for Johnny Manziel.)