1.
Dez Bryant is going to receive a huge contract from the Dallas Cowboys this upcoming offseason. And if the numbers aren't to Dez's liking, he should probably break out the video of the touchdown he just scored against the Washington Redskins from six yards out. While showing them the clip, he should probably narrate the whole thing, frame by frame, with phrases, like...
"Who else in the league got hands as good as these, huh?
2.
"Who else in the league is fighting off defenders with a nose for the endzone, like me, huh?"
"Who else in the league can break out the Smooth Criminal lean for the touchdown like me, huh?"
3.
"I rest my case... now, show me the money!"
Sidebar: Every time Dez makes a point in our head, he follows it up with a "huh?"
[via @Steve_OS]
