England take on San Marino at Wembley tonight in what must be a contender for the least eagerly anticipated international match of all time.
While England's national team can be easily accused of underwhelming each time they step onto the field, San Marino fans have only ever seen their team win one game – a 1-0 win against Liechtenstein in a friendly in 2004.
The debate swirling before tonight's kick off is by how many goals England can stick past a national team that includes more retail assistants than professional footballers.
Here's 9 reasons why San Marino really is the worst football team of all time.
1. They only have one professional player in their starting line-up
2. They're even worse than Papa New Guinea, Somalia and the Cook Islands
3. They had the first twins to both score own goals in the same match in 2010
4. 15 club teams play in San Marino's top division…but none of them have their own stadium
5. After 123 official matches, San Marino's goal difference stands at -511
They've scored 20 times and shipped an incredible 531 goals.