You waited seven months and now your patience is in the process of paying off. The NFL is back. And, like all openers, hope springs eternal as every team right now thinks they have a title shot (at least those teams that didn't watch the Seahawks crush the Packers on Thursday). This weekend is a sacred one that either served as an appetizer for bigger things to come, or a dose of reality that this isn't your year (again). Whether you're hopping on the bandwagon or jumping off a (hopefully) metaphoric bridge, we got you covered with a round-up of this week's biggest NFL stories both on, and off the field. With that we take a look at What the Fuck Happened in the NFL This Week.