The Stanford Tree can take on a few different forms. It's changed quite a bit over the years, but the basic goofiness of the Tree has always remained intact. 

Here's the Tree getting caught in a lewd act.

The Tree can also be red.

Even festive, when need be.

But one incarnation of the Tree that nobody asked for: The Stanford Palm Tree. Its tongue has swelled to an offensively-long Gene Simmons territory of tongue. Its leaves are obnoxiously colored, and its eyes... oh its eyes. They're as wide and molly'd out as Wes Welker at the Kentucky Derby. In summation, the Palm Tree looks like a mascot from a Mexican resort from hell.

It's tribal spirit dance is terrifying. 


[via For The Win]