The NFL is in shambles right now. A day hasn't gone by in the past few weeks that didn't present a new headline, a new player in trouble, a new development in a scandal, or a new league official lying. It's disgusting and exhausting, to be frank. And yet, this past Thursday Night Football game drew record ratings and was one of the highest-rated Thursday nights for CBS in years (About 20 million viewers). So, in order to take a short break from the slop that has taken over America's favorite professional league, take this Sunday to focus on something semi-related to football, but not really: player cars. In this gallery of 32 different players, you'll find all sorts of rides, including donks, custom SUVs, luxury sleds, and high-performance rockets. Use this as your temporary escape.