Years: 1994-Present
Someone who's never gotten stale (which is due in part to the fact that he disappears for months without explanation), Kenny Mayne is a throwback to our '90s nostalgia days. In an era before the screen was filled with athlete tweets that'd make a 2nd grade teacher blow her head off, Kenny Mayne was consistently throwing non-sequiturs towards our preteen brains at a rate we couldn't comprehend. Sure, at the time we had no idea what the fuck a non-sequitur was, but his dry shtick and deadpan delivery separated him from the rest of the anchors who were (and still are) largely interchangeable.