It must be nice having a Heisman Trophy on your nightstand to safeguard your Rolex after a night of Manzieling. On Instagram today, Johnny Football posted the above photo, which has been met with: 1) Goofy-eyed admiration (OMG MANZIEL PUT A ROLEX ON A HEISMAN HDJGHKDHGDF, 2) Appreciation and/or jealousy for the stunting, and 3) Relief, because this is like the first NFL "story" that hasn't been about a shitty thing done by a shitty NFLer.
Twitter reciprocated these thoughts:
Johnny manziel posted a picture of his heisman trophy wearing a Rolex. He's officially the realest— Dylan Blanchard (@DylanBlanchard2) September 19, 2014
Manziel's Heisman has a rolex and I don't— Andre (@A_Mullins2) September 19, 2014
People hating on Manziel for Instagramming his Rolex and Heisman. Let's be honest, that's the most positive NFL headline in a while.— Mohsina (@mohsinay) September 20, 2014
Also, this is all a not-so-subtle reminder that Johnny Manziel, at one point in time, was a highly celebrated football player. He has a Heisman. WHAT DOES BRIAN HOYER HAVE? (Answer: Johnny's job.) Let's see Manziel he gets a chance to show off those Heisman skills this season.