The most enigmatic footballer on the planet (sorry, Mario) has announced that the sequel to his first autobiography is on the horizon, according to reports.

Despite only being published in English for the first time last year, it's almost three years since I Am Zlatan Ibrahimovic first saw the light of day and we all know that a week is a long time in football, so it's hard to fathom just how much has happened on planet Zlatan in the last 36 months.

Actually, thanks to Twitter, Instagram, Reddit and every news site on the planet...we have a pretty good idea.

Here's the 8 stories Zlatan needs to tell in his new book.