Wrestler: Bobo Brazil

Be thankful that you weren't born 50 years ago or you would've had a rotary phone, a black and white TV, and (when you got older) ColecoVision would've made your head explode with it's graphical prowess. Basically what we're saying is that all life prior to 1994 pretty much sucked. Wrestling was no different. If you don't believe us check the finisher of Hall of Famer Bobo Brazil, a standard headbutt. Now call your dad and thank him for waiting until stuff got cool before sticking your mom.

He'll be happy to hear from you.