Why does it feel like there are so many rappers who don't know how to throw a baseball?

By now, everyone has seen 50 Cent's fail of a first pitch. But last night, Biz Markie threw out the first pitch before an Athletics game in Oakland and it was almost as bad as 50's pitch. Just look at his mechanics:

The good thing is that, at the very least, Biz's pitch actually made it to the catcher, which automatically makes it better than 50's first pitch. But still, this looks like the first time he's ever thrown a baseball. What gives, man?!

You can watch the full video here...if you dare.

[via The Big Buzz]