No. of kids / No. of baby mamas: 6 / 6

When having to use your entire NFL pension and becoming a substitute teacher isn't enough to pay your child support, you might want to reconsider "sowing your oats." The former Detroit Lions Pro Bowl safety (largely known for pulling a bazooka out of his trunk at a strip club) was arrested at the high school he worked for because he owed over $400,000 in child support. Life of a Baller 101: Being strapped up in the bedroom >>> being strapped up at the club.