She was a gold digger, he was a racist billionaire. They seemed like a match made in heaven. Unfortunately, it doesn't always work out. Since V. Stiviano released a secret recording that told people what they should've already known about Donald Sterling, the married mans "girlfriend/acquaintance" has thrust herself into the spotlight. This is a marked difference of the type of thrusting she's used to, which was typically done on top of a decrepit 80-year-old man.

Now it turns out that Stiviano (who may not have been ready for this type of exposure) has a rap sheet with five different aliases, two different races and (somehow) heights that vary from 5'4" to 5'8". She's gone by: Vanessa Maria Perez (a 5'4" Latina woman) to Vanessa Maria Perez (a 5'8" Latina woman) to Vanessa Maria Perez (a 5'7" black woman) and eventually to Monica Gallegos, Maria Valdez, Maria Vanessa Perez (which appears to be her original name), and eventually just combined everything with: Mariamonica Perez Gallegos.

If you're wondering what charges she was facing they were: petty theft, felony burglary, DUI, possession of a controlled substance, and breaking Donald Sterling's heart. Only time will tell if "extortion" gets added to that list.

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[via TMZ Sports]