Baby Mama: Elin Nordegren

Women: can't live with them, can't cheat on them with three dozen reality show castoffs and amateur porn stars without them swinging at your melon with a nine iron. A few days after his relationship with Rachel Uchitel was reported in the Daily Enquirer, Tiger Woods crashed his Cadillac Escalade after an alleged domestic dispute with his wife Elin.

In the following weeks, stories surfaced seemingly everyday about Woods' torrid affairs with dozens of casual partners. Elin was rewarded a $110M divorce settlement and Tiger's fantasy lifestyle came to a graceless end.