Teams played for: Wizards, Knicks, Rockets, Trailblazers
Career years: 2002-2013
Career stats: 4.8 PPG, .426 FG%, .250 3P%, .472 TS%, 1.3 APG

For reasons that I can't remember, because they're definitely inconsequential in my life, I'm supposed to hate Jared Jeffries. I'm a Knicks fan, and I have a hazy memory of him doing a few dumb things that cost the team victories. Or so I think. Actually, he's best remembered for a wide array of adorable team photos with Jeremy Lin. Either way, Jeffries was a rare tweener at the forward spot—quick enough to guard most 3s, and tall enough to go toe-to-toe with some skinnier 4s. A defensive role player who was paid $30 million in all by the Knicks (thank you Isaiah Thomas), Jeffries averaged 4.3 PPG as Knick, making him THE WORST PLAYER IN KNICKS HISTORY (I think).