This dude just doesn't even get a car. He's been riding his Honda scooter since he got it at age 15 and he honestly has no problem paying $4.00 once a month between the 80 miles that he gets from that one-gallon tank. He locks up the tires to the bike rack every morning (doesn't have to pay for a parking spot, saving that scrilla) and keeps the top portion of his locker for his obnoxiously large helmet. He'll probably even bring that thing to college with him and use the line, "hey baby, you ever felt the vibration of a 50cc motor before?"