Dan Bilzerian is a man of many tastes and hobbies. To name a few, he likes nice butts, he likes beards, he likes guns, he likes taking shirtless selfies ('cause he's jacked beyond belief), he likes winning lots of money at high-stakes poker games, he like lasering off all his hair, and he likes anything with an engine that goes fast. As our friends over at Four Pins have pointed out, this dude is living a pretty enviable life right now, and most males probably want at least SOME aspect (or every single aspect) of his day-to-day, and there are probably a fair amount of women who wouldn't mind touching his mane at least once. 

As a two-time-heart-attack survivor, it's safe to say that he's put himself through all sorts of intensity in his lavish 33 years. And that's not just from the thrill-seeking and poker games, either, he's apparently even been through Navy Seal training. But, honestly, as you'd expect, the things we're most drawn to are the colorfully wide myriad of vehicles that this champion is driving. Dune buggy, supercar, helicopter, trophy truck, luxury saloon, you name it, you can probably find it in his gallery of jealousy-inducing images. But you dont' need to find them, because we pretty much found it all for you. So, crack open that PBR, kick back in those IZOD moccasins you got from JC Penny, and relax in the couch you bought off Craigslist. It's time to shamelessly look at another dude's luxuries. 


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